I Burn This Candle Because Therapy Is Too Expensive – 9oz Soy Candle

When life gets overwhelming, light this instead.

Our “I Burn This Candle Because Therapy Is Too Expensive” 9oz soy candle is the ultimate self-care sidekick for days when you need a break (and a laugh). Hand-poured with 100% natural soy wax and premium fragrance oils, it burns cleanly, smells amazing, and won’t send you a bill afterward.

Perfect for gifting to your stressed-out bestie, your favorite coworker, or keeping for yourself when life’s got you like 😅.

✔ 9oz glass jar — up to 50 hours burn time
✔ Natural soy wax & cotton wick
✔ Hand-poured in small batches
✔ Reusable jar with funny label

Great for:

• Self-care days

• Funny gifts for friends

• Galentine’s Day

• Birthdays

• Break room desk (no judgment!)

How to Use:
Trim the wick to 1/4” before lighting. Burn 2–3 hours at a time for an even melt pool. Never leave unattended.

Burn stress, not your wallet. 😉